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Hika-Chan, I accept your Challenge!
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I got tagged by non-other then the great 
This'll be interesting O-QLet's begin.
Rules:
1.) You must post these rules
2.) Answer the ten questions the person who tagged you made and make up your own 10 questions for the people you tag to answer.
3.) Choose ten people and put their icons on this journal
4.) Go to their pages and inform them that they have been TAGGED!
5.) Not something stupid like 'you are tagged you read this.'
6.) You have to legitimately tag 10 people.
7.) No tag-backs.
8.) Can't say, no tags.
9.) Everyone that has been TAGGED must make a journal entry.
I would gingerly walk into the observation booths, and maim/sedate the observers, and then go back to the room, and punch the bitch in the face once for calling my Hika-kouhai stupid, twice for making her feel unimportant, three times for running my closest friends out of the magnet program, four times for being a smug lil cuntface, five times for constantly talking about how she always loves everything irrelevant even though she hasn't the slightest clue what love is, and yeah I'd stop cuz my knuckles are starting to hurt. Then I'd open my jeans and squat oh her head and take a shit on her. Cause she is shit. t._.t(Hika, I think you might guess who I'm talking about.)
2.) If you mix any two animals in the world to make a hybrid, what would it be and of what animals?
Let's see...A human-probz male- and a....Tazmanian Tiger
why?
because google images of a tazmanian tiger and try to tell me it's not badass, if highly inept at balancing itself
3.) one grand or a year of free stuff of anything?
Free stuff, cuz like if I want a sex toy or an awesome tat artist to ink me up-and use the sex toy on me- It would be free whereas if i had a grand I'd blow through it in a day and have a room full of manga ORZ. So free stuff, no quota or limit, even legally...aye!
4.) Whats the most sensitive spot on your body? >:3
oh gee IDK probably my balls cuz when someone else touches them I orgasm...
5.) Will Sempai ever notice you?
NO HE WILL FEKKING NOT. SEMPAI is not so smart, so he's clueless and won't fuck me...i mean...oh hell we all know that's what I mean
6.) Will you Marry me?
Is full civil rights to polygamy a thing yet... get the governments to work on that and get back to me.
7.) If you ruled the world, what would you do to it?
Oh I'd set priapus loose. And uh-well I'd stop him about halfway through cuz I don't want all the mens to be gay, but just the not so smart or not so nice ones, cause gay guys seem to have a better handle on rejecting douche bags, but idk maybe not- anyway then I would teach everyone how to garden and nurture shit so hunger goes away, and I'd make it easier to get quality education, switch to a barter system, so everyone uses their talent and such to contribute and prosper, but i'd have to keep a close eye on that. Thennn I would make all the people who have deeply wronged someone else apologize, or if they refuse, I'd subject them to the same treatment. Uh I'd be kinda malevolent cuz I think eye for an eye and all that so, crimes punished by reciprocating crime. That's effective, I'll show them it's wrong by doing it myself...okay next
8.) If you could have any person in your bed, dead or alive, who would it be?
Sebastian Suave =.= (melts)
9.) Can you name all 10 Espadas from Bleach? [No cheating!]
lol no srry
10.) Did you enjoy my stupid questions? XD
yes, much
2)2D or 3D?
3)The best medium(can be media if you must)
4)what do you think of the DA community?
5) Why did you initially join DA?
6)How much time does doing art consume on a daily in your life?
7)Boxers/Briefs/Panties/Thong/Banana Hammock/Jockstrap/Taint Strap/Commando?
(Dirty minds would like to know your pref)
8) Do you like my vernacular?
9)What is the sexiest accent?
10) Do you have time fo dis XD?
Lol. Sorry guys. OTL
Questions I gotta answer.
1.) Say you where stuck in a room with your most hated enemy, and you HAD to be nice to them or else risk getting killed by people observing how you both behave. Would you snap or follow along?I would gingerly walk into the observation booths, and maim/sedate the observers, and then go back to the room, and punch the bitch in the face once for calling my Hika-kouhai stupid, twice for making her feel unimportant, three times for running my closest friends out of the magnet program, four times for being a smug lil cuntface, five times for constantly talking about how she always loves everything irrelevant even though she hasn't the slightest clue what love is, and yeah I'd stop cuz my knuckles are starting to hurt. Then I'd open my jeans and squat oh her head and take a shit on her. Cause she is shit. t._.t(Hika, I think you might guess who I'm talking about.)
2.) If you mix any two animals in the world to make a hybrid, what would it be and of what animals?
Let's see...A human-probz male- and a....Tazmanian Tiger
why?
because google images of a tazmanian tiger and try to tell me it's not badass, if highly inept at balancing itself
3.) one grand or a year of free stuff of anything?
Free stuff, cuz like if I want a sex toy or an awesome tat artist to ink me up-and use the sex toy on me- It would be free whereas if i had a grand I'd blow through it in a day and have a room full of manga ORZ. So free stuff, no quota or limit, even legally...aye!
4.) Whats the most sensitive spot on your body? >:3
oh gee IDK probably my balls cuz when someone else touches them I orgasm...
5.) Will Sempai ever notice you?
NO HE WILL FEKKING NOT. SEMPAI is not so smart, so he's clueless and won't fuck me...i mean...oh hell we all know that's what I mean
6.) Will you Marry me?
Is full civil rights to polygamy a thing yet... get the governments to work on that and get back to me.
7.) If you ruled the world, what would you do to it?
Oh I'd set priapus loose. And uh-well I'd stop him about halfway through cuz I don't want all the mens to be gay, but just the not so smart or not so nice ones, cause gay guys seem to have a better handle on rejecting douche bags, but idk maybe not- anyway then I would teach everyone how to garden and nurture shit so hunger goes away, and I'd make it easier to get quality education, switch to a barter system, so everyone uses their talent and such to contribute and prosper, but i'd have to keep a close eye on that. Thennn I would make all the people who have deeply wronged someone else apologize, or if they refuse, I'd subject them to the same treatment. Uh I'd be kinda malevolent cuz I think eye for an eye and all that so, crimes punished by reciprocating crime. That's effective, I'll show them it's wrong by doing it myself...okay next
8.) If you could have any person in your bed, dead or alive, who would it be?
Sebastian Suave =.= (melts)
9.) Can you name all 10 Espadas from Bleach? [No cheating!]
lol no srry
10.) Did you enjoy my stupid questions? XD
yes, much
My questions~
1)How would you describe yourself as an artist(hobbyist, self satisfied, professional, student,etc.) and do you want it to be/is it already your career?2)2D or 3D?
3)The best medium(can be media if you must)
4)what do you think of the DA community?
5) Why did you initially join DA?
6)How much time does doing art consume on a daily in your life?
7)Boxers/Briefs/Panties/Thong/Banana Hammock/Jockstrap/Taint Strap/Commando?
(Dirty minds would like to know your pref)
8) Do you like my vernacular?
9)What is the sexiest accent?
10) Do you have time fo dis XD?
Tagging~
Lol. Sorry guys. OTL
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My Truths
8 min read
Stolen from:
► Name ➔ Matthew
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes
► Are you single ➔ No but I have a one for one deal going with my gf
► Are you happy ➔ I have feined happiness for so long I can't tell much anymore, mostly I feel "happy", horny, or betrayed these days
► Are you bored ➔ uhh yeah, do you know what time it is here?
► Are you sad ➔ If you're dumb enough to mark depression as sadness then yeah
► Are you Italian ➔ ppht nope
► Are you German ➔ mm Ja, arsegrobbler and I have a few of the endowments that come with
► Are you Asian ➔ lol no, but if you asked me when I was ten I would have said Japanese just to find self assurance in my otakuism
► Are you angry ➔ I don't get angry often, but when I do, I'm told I scare those around me
► Are you Irish ➔ Fuck yeah, that's why my whole life is potluck!
► Are your parents still married ➔ No, and I have almost recovered my body from about 7 years of emotional eating
► Birth Place ➔ between my mothers legs--Georgia
► Hair Color ➔ sandy blond- subject to spontanously be a shock color
► Eye color ➔ stone blue or stormcloud gray-subject to change upon mood and lighting
► Birthday ➔ October 30 Hallow's Eve baby
► Mood ➔ A little Achy
► Gender ➔ Male
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Depends on what action it's for writing-righty
► Summer or winter ➔ yeah, I think so
► Morning or afternoon ➔ The morning is great for a ride on the beach...or rolling the fuck over and going back to sleep
► Are you in love ➔ I've got it bad
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ yes, but love is a tricky thing becauseif you don't have it in you, you can't give it, which makes it hard to recieve, and then when it seems to be gone, a flicker of it still lingers and catches your heart like a sharp corner catches anything that comes near it. You can't get rid of it once you have it, but you can trick yourself into thinking that it never truly existed :/
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ My ex's actions behind my back, my current girlfriend's revealing the actions, and me in stimulus to said actions
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Getting hurt seems to be innate for humans. We hype up words and let them send tremors through us, and actions are hard to get right sometimes. Yes, I've been hurt, but so has everyone else. It's not a contest to me, I see it as an equal chance to be damaged, because everyone gets hurt in different ways.
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ ndoubtedly, but I tried to put back together for her <
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I am now, after long isolated conversations
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ No, I want to be a good husband to someone special.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ eue describe hug-yes
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I have had plenty of admirers, but usual they're the only one's who think it's a secret
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ I wouldn't doubt it
► Love or lust ➔ nah, they come hand in hand- so long as this applies to suitors
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ limonad
► Cats or Dogs ➔ yiss
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ I can count my closest and most loyal friends on one hand. I like it that way
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ WATER
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I'd prefer the first to end up lapsing into the other. They usually do
► Day or night ➔ Night. I usually feel more inspired/productive at night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM is texting?
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ never, I am a master escape artist. plus my dad sleeps like a log so ...ja
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ wtf...No the railings usually keep me upright...but I have a tendancy to fall up the stairs at school, and that shit hurts! It's some damn cement ot there!
► White water rafted ➔ YES it was the BEST thing ever, I can't wait to go back to my home state and do it again!
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ when i was younger I once finished one making out over it, but yeah I used to be into jawbreakers, now I can't find them anywhere for decent price and decent tastes
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ FAULK yes uh huh ooooh yeah you have no idea Ͼ_Ͼ
► Prank called a store ➔ Slushy Magic
► Skipped school ➔ nope I strive for that scholarship eligibility I'm broke as a joke
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Isn't that just part of being a youth
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes because thy can smile, and it's beautiful
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark. I have always had a thing for dark hair. Unless it's a ginger, In which case I must say there plenty of sexy gingers and that hair turns me ON
► Fat or skinny ➔ gimme wutcha got
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ eyelevel for girls and taller for guys
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence and knowledge are not the same thing, so intelligence, there I found a loophole for Danny
► Jock or nerd Cheerleader or Nerdy girl ➔ Sure let's roleplay, I'll get my leathers
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship, but permitted hookups kindof
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ If you're funny you already have my heart in a bottle. I don't care about extravagant wealth.
► Last Phone Call you dialed➔ the Bae
► Last phone call you received ➔ the Bae
► Last person you hung out with ➔ The Dad
► Last thing you ate ➔ Subway
► Last thing you drank ➔ sprite ^-^
► Last site you went to ➔ pornhub...i won't even lie
► Last place you were ➔ not here...?
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ yes
► When was your last relationship ➔ the last one kindof lapsed me into this one
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ definitey
► Do you still love them ➔ yeus
► Do you like someone right now ➔ you're getting warmer. yes
► Do you and your family get along ➔ eh...it's a ball in the air, depending on if they'll even see me
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ ohfuckyes My backstory is definitely messed up, there's no two ways about it, but I'm moving along
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ smsh kinda
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ smsh again kinda
► If so, how long ➔ 3 months i think...It got to where I stopped paying attention
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ not hate, so much as want to gather up my feelngs and words toward and unleash a fillipic on her for talking shit behind my back about me and infront of my face to my friends. I should have been a better friend.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No, I considr all of my loyal friends good friends, the others could eat a dick I guess
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ On DA
► Would you die for them ➔ Yes cuz I know it would be worth it and she could bring me back lol
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Dya-kun
THANK YOU!
► Name ➔ Matthew
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes
► Are you single ➔ No but I have a one for one deal going with my gf
► Are you happy ➔ I have feined happiness for so long I can't tell much anymore, mostly I feel "happy", horny, or betrayed these days
► Are you bored ➔ uhh yeah, do you know what time it is here?
► Are you sad ➔ If you're dumb enough to mark depression as sadness then yeah
► Are you Italian ➔ ppht nope
► Are you German ➔ mm Ja, arsegrobbler and I have a few of the endowments that come with
► Are you Asian ➔ lol no, but if you asked me when I was ten I would have said Japanese just to find self assurance in my otakuism
► Are you angry ➔ I don't get angry often, but when I do, I'm told I scare those around me
► Are you Irish ➔ Fuck yeah, that's why my whole life is potluck!
► Are your parents still married ➔ No, and I have almost recovered my body from about 7 years of emotional eating
TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ between my mothers legs--Georgia
► Hair Color ➔ sandy blond- subject to spontanously be a shock color
► Eye color ➔ stone blue or stormcloud gray-subject to change upon mood and lighting
► Birthday ➔ October 30 Hallow's Eve baby
► Mood ➔ A little Achy
► Gender ➔ Male
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Depends on what action it's for writing-righty
► Summer or winter ➔ yeah, I think so
► Morning or afternoon ➔ The morning is great for a ride on the beach...or rolling the fuck over and going back to sleep
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ I've got it bad
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ yes, but love is a tricky thing becauseif you don't have it in you, you can't give it, which makes it hard to recieve, and then when it seems to be gone, a flicker of it still lingers and catches your heart like a sharp corner catches anything that comes near it. You can't get rid of it once you have it, but you can trick yourself into thinking that it never truly existed :/
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ My ex's actions behind my back, my current girlfriend's revealing the actions, and me in stimulus to said actions
► Have you ever been hurt ➔ Getting hurt seems to be innate for humans. We hype up words and let them send tremors through us, and actions are hard to get right sometimes. Yes, I've been hurt, but so has everyone else. It's not a contest to me, I see it as an equal chance to be damaged, because everyone gets hurt in different ways.
► Have you ever broken someone's heart ➔ ndoubtedly, but I tried to put back together for her <
► Are you friends with your ex ➔ I am now, after long isolated conversations
► Are you afraid of commitment ➔ No, I want to be a good husband to someone special.
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ eue describe hug-yes
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I have had plenty of admirers, but usual they're the only one's who think it's a secret
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ I wouldn't doubt it
TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ nah, they come hand in hand- so long as this applies to suitors
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ limonad
► Cats or Dogs ➔ yiss
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ I can count my closest and most loyal friends on one hand. I like it that way
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ WATER
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I'd prefer the first to end up lapsing into the other. They usually do
► Day or night ➔ Night. I usually feel more inspired/productive at night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM is texting?
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ never, I am a master escape artist. plus my dad sleeps like a log so ...ja
► Fallen off the stairs ➔ wtf...No the railings usually keep me upright...but I have a tendancy to fall up the stairs at school, and that shit hurts! It's some damn cement ot there!
► White water rafted ➔ YES it was the BEST thing ever, I can't wait to go back to my home state and do it again!
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ when i was younger I once finished one making out over it, but yeah I used to be into jawbreakers, now I can't find them anywhere for decent price and decent tastes
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ FAULK yes uh huh ooooh yeah you have no idea Ͼ_Ͼ
► Prank called a store ➔ Slushy Magic
► Skipped school ➔ nope I strive for that scholarship eligibility I'm broke as a joke
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Isn't that just part of being a youth
TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Eyes because thy can smile, and it's beautiful
► Light or dark hair ➔ Dark. I have always had a thing for dark hair. Unless it's a ginger, In which case I must say there plenty of sexy gingers and that hair turns me ON
► Fat or skinny ➔ gimme wutcha got
► Shorter or Taller ? ➔ eyelevel for girls and taller for guys
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ intelligence and knowledge are not the same thing, so intelligence, there I found a loophole for Danny
► Jock or nerd Cheerleader or Nerdy girl ➔ Sure let's roleplay, I'll get my leathers
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship, but permitted hookups kindof
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ If you're funny you already have my heart in a bottle. I don't care about extravagant wealth.
LAST
► Last Phone Call you dialed➔ the Bae
► Last phone call you received ➔ the Bae
► Last person you hung out with ➔ The Dad
► Last thing you ate ➔ Subway
► Last thing you drank ➔ sprite ^-^
► Last site you went to ➔ pornhub...i won't even lie
► Last place you were ➔ not here...?
RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ yes
► When was your last relationship ➔ the last one kindof lapsed me into this one
► Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? ➔ definitey
► Do you still love them ➔ yeus
► Do you like someone right now ➔ you're getting warmer. yes
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ eh...it's a ball in the air, depending on if they'll even see me
► Would you say you have a "messed up life"➔ ohfuckyes My backstory is definitely messed up, there's no two ways about it, but I'm moving along
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ smsh kinda
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ smsh again kinda
► If so, how long ➔ 3 months i think...It got to where I stopped paying attention
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ not hate, so much as want to gather up my feelngs and words toward and unleash a fillipic on her for talking shit behind my back about me and infront of my face to my friends. I should have been a better friend.
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No, I considr all of my loyal friends good friends, the others could eat a dick I guess
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ On DA
► Would you die for them ➔ Yes cuz I know it would be worth it and she could bring me back lol
► Who knows everything about you ➔ Dya-kun
Who Do You Tag?:
All my friends.THANK YOU!
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So a few days ago, I finished the last few chapters of the critically acclaimed novel, The Book Thief. On the bus. mistake. I cried so hard my teeth began to hurt. That is the book that will break your heart in good and bad ways, and stand in the corner to watch its effect. I think the book changed parts of my mind and heart, yet I can't quite pt it in words.
Sophmore B-gone? oh yes yes, thank you, much obliged I think I'll use it now. I jus cannot with my school. so much drama, and bs, and grades scares, gh.poop. but next year will be easier. I cut down my AP's to just one knowingly this time around, and finally get art classses. At an art magnet school. How could I have gotten away wih just core classes for two years> oh well im snatchin up dem electives like nobody's business.
Artistically comfortable is my mood.... other than tearful that is....I think I've finally realized that my time has not yet run out, and I should just let my art come by itself, oh so like me trying to constantly make it cum....uh...uuhhhm, oh my.
Sophmore B-gone? oh yes yes, thank you, much obliged I think I'll use it now. I jus cannot with my school. so much drama, and bs, and grades scares, gh.poop. but next year will be easier. I cut down my AP's to just one knowingly this time around, and finally get art classses. At an art magnet school. How could I have gotten away wih just core classes for two years>
oh well im snatchin up dem electives like nobody's business.Artistically comfortable is my mood.... other than tearful that is....I think I've finally realized that my time has not yet run out, and I should just let my art come by itself, oh so like me trying to constantly make it cum....uh...uuhhhm, oh my.
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The Blackbird
3 min read
When I was just a little boy, still living with my mother, I'd go to my grandmother's almost every day. So long ago, she told me stories of the misunderstood black furred animals. In particular, the little blackbird was the one that resounded the most in me. He had beautiful feathers that glimmered like oil on water when the sun hit them. He was free to fly where ever his little heart would dare take him. He could do so many things, and 'well he did them. He grew into a larger bird and experienced pains of being caught and tied down, friends proved disloyal, and his closest loved ones abandoned him. He built up as much of an emotional wall that bird could, and tried not to let outsiders in. He wanted friends that wold stay by his side. He tried making friends with people, but they thought his voice was bad luck. When he crossed their paths, he'd get chased off like a vandal. Now, blackbird was trapping himself, not letting the world hear his voice, the beautiful song it held if you listened. He flew away anytime anything got too close, and he trapped himself that way. If could've just had a friend to give him the motivation, he cold have fond the keys. The first key, speaking his own dignified truths and opinions, expressing his experience in life. The second key, letting himself out of his own protective cage to see how beautiful the world is, even if the people in it weren't necessarily. The third key, not letting himself feel devalued because someone else says so, and not keeping his feelings bottled up for fear of being hard.
Sometimes, I feel like I'm the little Blackbird
Sometimes, I feel like I'm the little Blackbird
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So this Aloe Juice Drink
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It's pretty great, I must admit. I was at the conveneince store and I saw a drink that said it was an aloe Vera drink. I think it tastes how you would expect morning dew to taste if you could gather a pint of it....yah. Whelp, that's my interesting life for ya. Just a new update: Some idiot stepped on my laptop while it was closed and on the floor (so i guess i set myself up to walk right into that one(literally)). So I have to come up with a way to upoad my pictures on my desktop(it's old and doesnt understand XD card and i lost the transfer cable) for the time being I'm using my phone cam and hoping the caps taken look decent. That's all~ ooh and a big thanks to those who pay attention to me here -^-^-
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